I always felt that I was more of an actress than a - I can't tell a joke to save my soul, but that I was a comedic actress.

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

What I like to write about is stuff I know. I don't think I could write a novel. I don't think I have it in me to come up with those kinds of characters.

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.