I always felt that I was more of an actress than a - I can't tell a joke to save my soul, but that I was a comedic actress.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.

I don't remember a time when I wasn't waiting for a scab either to grow or to fall off my knee.