I always felt that I was more of an actress than a - I can't tell a joke to save my soul, but that I was a comedic actress.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

there were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

I always preferred working with somebody so I could look into their eyeballs and play tennis.

You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them.