The audience is never wrong.

If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.

The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.'

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

What I like to write about is stuff I know. I don't think I could write a novel. I don't think I have it in me to come up with those kinds of characters.

What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.

No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.