The audience is never wrong.

Comedy = tragedy + time.

If you see a kid in school, who is a little shy ... that's when you should reach out. When you do, you are going to open up a flower and discover something wonderful.

I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.

I don't remember a time when I wasn't waiting for a scab either to grow or to fall off my knee.

I always felt that I was more of an actress than a - I can't tell a joke to save my soul, but that I was a comedic actress.

Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk? Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.