The audience is never wrong.

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.

Comedy = tragedy + time.

there were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home.

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.

You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can't say I'm glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order to gain courage and really feel joy.

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.