The audience is never wrong.

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.

I always preferred working with somebody so I could look into their eyeballs and play tennis.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

I never regretted turning down anything, I never regretted losing a job because I always felt something else was out there.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.