I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.

If you see a kid in school, who is a little shy ... that's when you should reach out. When you do, you are going to open up a flower and discover something wonderful.

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk? Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.