I always had a weak chin because we couldn't afford to correct my bite, which could have been corrected with braces. So the chin was always weak. And I always was - kind of hated my profile. And I thought wouldn't it be nice someday to feel the rain on your chin without having to look up.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.