When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.

I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.

I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.

The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.'

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.