Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.
People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
I think we're here for each other.
Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief.