People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.
Carol BurnettDaddy, when he drank, just became sweeter. There wasn't a mean thought in his body. I've always said he was like a drunk Jimmy Stewart.
Carol BurnettI always preferred working with somebody so I could look into their eyeballs and play tennis.
Carol Burnett