When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

Comedy = tragedy + time.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.

The audience is never wrong.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

I never regretted turning down anything, I never regretted losing a job because I always felt something else was out there.