I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.

No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.

If you see a kid in school, who is a little shy ... that's when you should reach out. When you do, you are going to open up a flower and discover something wonderful.

I have a great memory.

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.

I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.