I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.

I think we're here for each other.

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.

I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.

Daddy, when he drank, just became sweeter. There wasn't a mean thought in his body. I've always said he was like a drunk Jimmy Stewart.