No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.

I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling.

You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can't say I'm glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order to gain courage and really feel joy.

I always had a weak chin because we couldn't afford to correct my bite, which could have been corrected with braces. So the chin was always weak. And I always was - kind of hated my profile. And I thought wouldn't it be nice someday to feel the rain on your chin without having to look up.