No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

I don't remember a time when I wasn't waiting for a scab either to grow or to fall off my knee.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Daddy, when he drank, just became sweeter. There wasn't a mean thought in his body. I've always said he was like a drunk Jimmy Stewart.

If you see a kid in school, who is a little shy ... that's when you should reach out. When you do, you are going to open up a flower and discover something wonderful.

there were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home.