Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing.

No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.

No matter what, when you major in theater arts whether you want to write or be a director or design scenery or whatever, when you are a freshman at UCLA then - I guess it's still the same way - you had to take an acting class.

The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.'

You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them.

I liked myself better when I wasnt me.