I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling.
Carol BurnettPeople invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.
Carol BurnettI don't remember a time when I wasn't waiting for a scab either to grow or to fall off my knee.
Carol BurnettI always had a weak chin because we couldn't afford to correct my bite, which could have been corrected with braces. So the chin was always weak. And I always was - kind of hated my profile. And I thought wouldn't it be nice someday to feel the rain on your chin without having to look up.
Carol Burnett