It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

I don't remember a time when I wasn't waiting for a scab either to grow or to fall off my knee.

You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them.

What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.

Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk? Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.