It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

I never regretted turning down anything, I never regretted losing a job because I always felt something else was out there.

Daddy, when he drank, just became sweeter. There wasn't a mean thought in his body. I've always said he was like a drunk Jimmy Stewart.

I think we're here for each other.