I think we're here for each other.

What I like to write about is stuff I know. I don't think I could write a novel. I don't think I have it in me to come up with those kinds of characters.

You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them.

People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.

Before you go to bed, write down three 'gratefuls' for the day and three 'did wells' (they can even include something as simple as doing the laundry)-the results can be amazing!

I always felt that I was more of an actress than a - I can't tell a joke to save my soul, but that I was a comedic actress.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.