I think we're here for each other.

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief.

Before you go to bed, write down three 'gratefuls' for the day and three 'did wells' (they can even include something as simple as doing the laundry)-the results can be amazing!

I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.