The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.'

People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief.

You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.