The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.'

As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing.

What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.

No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.