I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.

I always preferred working with somebody so I could look into their eyeballs and play tennis.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them.

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.