I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.

What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.

If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.

I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.

The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.'

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up.