I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

I don't remember a time when I wasn't waiting for a scab either to grow or to fall off my knee.

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.

I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.