If you see a kid in school, who is a little shy ... that's when you should reach out. When you do, you are going to open up a flower and discover something wonderful.

You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them.

Daddy, when he drank, just became sweeter. There wasn't a mean thought in his body. I've always said he was like a drunk Jimmy Stewart.

If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

I liked myself better when I wasnt me.

Before you go to bed, write down three 'gratefuls' for the day and three 'did wells' (they can even include something as simple as doing the laundry)-the results can be amazing!

Comedy is tragedy plus time.