You know what kills me about Jennifer Lopez? The fact that this woman wakes up one day and she's like, 'You know what? From now on, I'd like people to call me J-Lo,' and then they do it. Only a celebrity can get away with this. George Bush doesn't come out for his morning press conferences: 'From now on, I'd like to be referred to as G-Bu. Y'all know my vice president, Dog Chain.

There are so many opportunities that I could've gotten before if I had just took a little more of a risk.

Long Island - if you're from out of town, how would I describe it? Well, every girl in my neighborhood looked like Kenny G.

Just be your authentic self because there's nothing sexier or more beautiful than that.

My father was the king of the joke-tellers. I was so impressed as a child watching him, holding people in rapt attention.

My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it,'

I'm wearing a new perfume that I should recommend to the women in the audience; it's called 'Tester.