Women in the workplace - we still have big strides to make. Girlfriend of mine just got a new job. First question the new boss asked her was if she could make a good cup of coffee... Yeah, she stormed right out of that Starbucks.

My father was a huge influence on me.

My stand-up act is very clean.

I suddenly had this really mad desire to have an affair with a woman. I was divorced. I was childless. I figured there's got to be one more way to really tick off my mom.

All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff.

They're all sources of material. What I love about what I do, the more you talk about your life, there are so many people who have similar experiences.

Like a lot of women, I'm bisexual. Once I have sex with you - bye!