My kind of gay is like the late-breaking-lesbian kind of gay.

My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it,'

They're all sources of material. What I love about what I do, the more you talk about your life, there are so many people who have similar experiences.

I cried when I turned 34 for no other reason than 34 sounded old to me at the time.

I think what I would say to my younger self, and probably to younger, just starting-out writers is that a lot of times you're just afraid to put yourself out there, and it's uncomfortable because it's working up the courage to do something, to push yourself to do those things.

Been thinking about having a baby. But if I want to do it, I'd have to do it soon 'cause it's getting near closing time. The clock is ticking. My gynecologist said, if I wanted to have a baby, I would have to do it - the latest - by the ended of this show.

There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great advantage.