There are so many opportunities that I could've gotten before if I had just took a little more of a risk.

My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he's somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement.

I'm wearing a new perfume that I should recommend to the women in the audience; it's called 'Tester.

I cried when I turned 34 for no other reason than 34 sounded old to me at the time.

I always say to women, 'Take advantage of the fact that you're in the minority, don't see it as a disadvantage. You're that much more unique when there's fewer of you.

My stand-up act is very clean.

There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great advantage.