There are so many opportunities that I could've gotten before if I had just took a little more of a risk.

I never thought I was going to have children. I just thought after 45, that was it.

I'm sorry I didn't have this revelation earlier. I sleep better and more soundly because I'm not participating anymore.

I recently became vegan because I felt that as a Jewish lesbian, I wasn't part of a small enough minority. So now I'm a Jewish lesbian vegan.

When you're single again, at the beginning you're very optimistic and you say, 'I want to meet someone who's really smart, really sweet, really sensitive.' And six months later you're like, 'Lord, any mammal with a day job.

My father was the king of the joke-tellers. I was so impressed as a child watching him, holding people in rapt attention.

Some people have their marriages annulled, which means they never existed. Boy, talk about denial! What do you say when people see your wedding album? 'Oh that was just some play I was in.