My kind of gay, meeting a woman and falling in love, is a different experience because it wasn't anything about 'Oh, I've always been gay and I'm breaking the chains.

I recently became vegan because I felt that as a Jewish lesbian, I wasn't part of a small enough minority. So now I'm a Jewish lesbian vegan.

All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff.

It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.

Women, stop buying the lingerie. Stop buying it right now. Oh, it's a big rip off. Oh my god, $18 bucks for panties this big? Come on, one trip through the dryer, and it's a frilly bookmark.

When you lie about your age, the terrorists win.

Long Island - if you're from out of town, how would I describe it? Well, every girl in my neighborhood looked like Kenny G.