Making love to a woman is like buying real estate: location, location, location.

Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.

I recently became vegan because I felt that as a Jewish lesbian, I wasn't part of a small enough minority. So now I'm a Jewish lesbian vegan.

My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it,'

My father was a huge influence on me.

My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he's somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement.

When do we put on the lingerie? Always at the beginning of the relationship - first couple of months, strutting around the bedroom wearing a teddy. Yeah, six months later, you've stopped shaving your legs and you look like a teddy.