Making love to a woman is like buying real estate: location, location, location.

Oh my God, Kennedy Airport - what a mess - all over you with those dopey security questions. 'Did you receive any gifts from any unknown persons?' Buddy, the last thing I got from an unknown person was in the 80's.

They're all sources of material. What I love about what I do, the more you talk about your life, there are so many people who have similar experiences.

I'm always a big fan of if you approach somebody politely about something and you're not a nudge - you're just pretty honest and simple, my kind of philosophy is that I'm not afraid of 'no,' and that's way different than 'I won't take no for an answer.

Just be your authentic self because there's nothing sexier or more beautiful than that.

I suddenly had this really mad desire to have an affair with a woman. I was divorced. I was childless. I figured there's got to be one more way to really tick off my mom.

Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.