I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me.
Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.
You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male.
I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.
I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.