I'm so into momminess.

I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest.

I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.

My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is...' 'Daddy, what is it?' 'What's what, honey?' 'The most important thing in life to remember.' 'Oh, what's that?'

I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.