I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests.

I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.

You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male.

I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.