I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

I'm so into momminess.

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.

Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease.' That's all I was telling my brain at all times: 'Do not sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't do it.'

I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.