I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.

It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.

I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.