I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed.

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.