I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest.

It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.