I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.

My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.

I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.

It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.

I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest.

You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed.