The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?

Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'

Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.