To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
Cary GrantEveryone tells me I've had such an interesting life, but sometimes I think it's been nothing but stomach disturbances and self-concern.
Cary GrantI am reminded of a piece of advice my father gave me regarding shoes. ...He said it is better to buy one good pair of shoes than four cheap ones. One pair made of fine leather could outlast four inferior pairs and, if well-cared-for, would continue to proclaim your good judgment and taste no matter how old they become.
Cary Grant