No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.

They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants, that they cannot bend over to pick up ground balls. And they don't want to bend over in television games because in that way there is no way their face can get on the camera.

You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen.

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But I've been in it 36 years and I'm used to it.

If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.