No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.

Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old

Mr. that boy couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.

Because there'd be two languages I couldn't speak, French and English.

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.

Bobby Brown reminds me of a fellow who's been hitting for 12 years and fielding one.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.