They examined all my organs. Some of them are quite remarkable and others are not so good. A lot of museums are bidding for them.
Jerry Lumpe looks like the best hitter in the world until you put him in the lineup.
You can't go out to the mound, hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.
Why shouldn't he break Ruth's record? He's got more power than Stalin.
There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.