Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.

Mantle had more ability than any player I ever had on that club.

Take everything you can get over in center. The Dago's heel is hurting pretty bad.

They examined all my organs. Some of them are quite remarkable and others are not so good. A lot of museums are bidding for them.

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.

You can't go out to the mound, hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.