Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.

What do you think, I was born at 60?

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.

I would not admire hitting against Ryne Duren, because if he ever hit you in the head you might be in the past tense.

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

It's easy to get good players. Getting them to play together, that's the hard part.