If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.

Okay everybody, line up in alphabetical order according to your height.

I became a major league manager in several cities and was discharged. We call it discharged because there was no question I had to leave.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

We are a much improved ball club: now we lose in extra innings!

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

That kid can hit balls over buildings.