Son, it ain't the water cooler that's striking you out.
My health is good enough about the shoulders.
I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.
You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it.
Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed, and their head gets more stagnant on that side.