Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their days off.
We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.
The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
The trick is growing up without growing old.