I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either.
Casey StengelThey examined all my organs. Some of them are quite remarkable and others are not so good. A lot of museums are bidding for them.
Casey StengelNow there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.
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