You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.

All I ask is that you bust your heiny on that field.

Never make bad predictions, especially about the futture.

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.

What do you think, I was born at 60?

I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again.