You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.

(Rogers) Hornsby could run like anything but not like this kid. (Ty) Cobb was the fastest I ever saw for being sensational on the bases.

If this keeps up (four game winning streak) I'm about to manage until I'm a hundred.

If you walk backwards, you'll find out you can go forwards and people won't know if you're coming or going.

Canzeroni is the only defensive catcher that can't catch.