Well, the fella I got on there is hitting pretty good and I know he can make that throw, and if he don't make it that other fella I got coming has shown me a lot, and if he can't I have my guy and I know what he can do. On the other hand, the guy's not around now. And, well, this guy may be able to do it against left-handers if my guy ain't strong enough. I know one of my guys is gonna do it.

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.

The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets doubleheader.

They examined all my organs. Some of them are quite remarkable and others are not so good. A lot of museums are bidding for them.

There's nobody on my ball club that doesn't go from first to third on a base hit, or from second to home. Every time you steal a base, you're taking a gamble on getting thrown out, and taking the bat out of the hitter's hand.

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

If you walk backwards, you'll find out you can go forwards and people won't know if you're coming or going.