We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.
There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
The trick is growing up without growing old.
My health is good enough about the shoulders.
I'm mad at him, too, for being out late. But I'm not mad enough to take a chance on losing a ball game and possibly the pennant.