My health is good enough about the shoulders.

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live longer than Casey Stengel or anybody else.

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

Amazing strength, amazing power - he (Ron Swoboda) can grind the dust out of the bat. He will be great, super even wonderful. Now, if he can only learn to catch a fly ball.

They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants, that they cannot bend over to pick up ground balls. And they don't want to bend over in television games because in that way there is no way their face can get on the camera.

You can't go out to the mound, hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.