My health is good enough about the shoulders.

They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants, that they cannot bend over to pick up ground balls. And they don't want to bend over in television games because in that way there is no way their face can get on the camera.

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.

I broke in with four hits and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. It took me only a few days to correct that impression.

Don't cut off your nose yourself.