You can get into the greatest business in the world because you can manufacture money by yourself on the field.

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

I'm mad at him, too, for being out late. But I'm not mad enough to take a chance on losing a ball game and possibly the pennant.

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.

I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either.

You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen.