If you ran a delicatessen store, you would want to be the best delicatessen store, wouldn't you? Well, that's how I feel about the Yankees.

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed, and their head gets more stagnant on that side.

He (Mickey Mantle) should lead the league in everything. With his combination of speed and power he should win the triple batting crown every year. In fact, he should do anything he wants to do.

Canzeroni is the only defensive catcher that can't catch.

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.

I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either.

The Mets are gonna be amazing.