If you ran a delicatessen store, you would want to be the best delicatessen store, wouldn't you? Well, that's how I feel about the Yankees.

I never saw anyone like Ty Cobb. No one even close to him as the greatest all-time ballplayer. That guy was superhuman, amazing.

Don't cut your nose off yourself.

You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen.

I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit myself in the ear.

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.