If you ran a delicatessen store, you would want to be the best delicatessen store, wouldn't you? Well, that's how I feel about the Yankees.

Son, it ain't the water cooler that's striking you out.

Play every game as if your job depended on it. It just might.

We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.

They said it couldn't be done, but sometimes it doesn't work out that way.

I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either.

We are a much improved ball club: now we lose in extra innings!