I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their days off.

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.

They said it couldn't be done, but sometimes it doesn't work out that way.

I broke in with four hits and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. It took me only a few days to correct that impression.