I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either.

Best thing wrong with Jack Fisher is nothing.

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

(Rogers) Hornsby could run like anything but not like this kid. (Ty) Cobb was the fastest I ever saw for being sensational on the bases.

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.

Because there'd be two languages I couldn't speak, French and English.