Canzeroni is the only defensive catcher that can't catch.
If you walk backwards, you'll find out you can go forwards and people won't know if you're coming or going.
You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'
Never make bad predictions, especially about the futture.