Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed.
You can't go out to the mound, hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
Nobody ever had too many of them (pitchers).