Without losers, where would the winners be?

We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it.

Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.

I never saw a player who had greater promise.

You can get into the greatest business in the world because you can manufacture money by yourself on the field.

All that analysis is well and good, but what I need right now is a left-handed batter who can hit the ball over the shortstop's head.