Son, it ain't the water cooler that's striking you out.
Canzeroni is the only defensive catcher that can't catch.
Take everything you can get over in center. The Dago's heel is hurting pretty bad.
I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again.
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
They examined all my organs. Some of them are quite remarkable and others are not so good. A lot of museums are bidding for them.