If you ran a delicatessen store, you would want to be the best delicatessen store, wouldn't you? Well, that's how I feel about the Yankees.
I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
Jerry Lumpe looks like the best hitter in the world until you put him in the lineup.
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as good as we think we are.