Because there'd be two languages I couldn't speak, French and English.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.

Johnny Sain don't say much, but that don't matter much, because when you're out there on the mound, you got nobody to talk to.

He's a smart-assed kid who's always sassin' people and gettin' away with it.

I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit myself in the ear.

You can't get into the Hall of Fame unless you limp.

You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen.