The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
They said it couldn't be done, but sometimes it doesn't work out that way.
I was once asked what it takes to be a great manager...my response? Great players.
It's easy to get good players. Getting them to play together, that's the hard part.
Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old
Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out