If this keeps up (four game winning streak) I'm about to manage until I'm a hundred.

Son, it ain't the water cooler that's striking you out.

Because there'd be two languages I couldn't speak, French and English.

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

You can't get into the Hall of Fame unless you limp.

You can get into the greatest business in the world because you can manufacture money by yourself on the field.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.