Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.
I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either.
They say you can't do it, but sometimes it doesn't always work.
Okay everybody, line up in alphabetical order according to your height.
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
I broke in with four hits and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. It took me only a few days to correct that impression.