Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up.

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.

The best ballplayer's the one who doesn't think he made good. He keeps trying to convince you.

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

Nobody knows this, but one of us has just been traded to Kansas City.

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.

If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed.