Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up.

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it.

They examined all my organs. Some of them are quite remarkable and others are not so good. A lot of museums are bidding for them.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

All I ask is that you bust your heiny on that field.

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.

Why shouldn't he break Ruth's record? He's got more power than Stalin.