Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their days off.

Don't cut off your nose yourself.

Johnny Sain don't say much, but that don't matter much, because when you're out there on the mound, you got nobody to talk to.

If you walk backwards, you'll find out you can go forwards and people won't know if you're coming or going.

You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen.

I would not admire hitting against Ryne Duren, because if he ever hit you in the head you might be in the past tense.