The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

Even my players aren't players.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

The best ballplayer's the one who doesn't think he made good. He keeps trying to convince you.

They say it can't be done, but sometimes that doesn't always work.

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

They examined all my organs. Some of them are quite remarkable and others are not so good. A lot of museums are bidding for them.