Do you realize how good you have to be to strike out 2000 times?
Play every game as if your job depended on it. It just might.
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
Without losers, where would the winners be?
You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.
Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.