The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

Take everything you can get over in center. The Dago's heel is hurting pretty bad.

You can get into the greatest business in the world because you can manufacture money by yourself on the field.

Don't cut your nose off yourself.

It's high time something was done for the pitchers. They put up the stands and take down fences to make more home runs and plague the pitchers. Let them revive the spitter and help the pitchers make a living.

If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as good as we think we are.

Mantle had more ability than any player I ever had on that club.