Johnny Sain don't say much, but that don't matter much, because when you're out there on the mound, you got nobody to talk to.
Casey StengelThe trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
Casey StengelThey say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
Casey StengelI might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit myself in the ear.
Casey Stengel