(Rogers) Hornsby could run like anything but not like this kid. (Ty) Cobb was the fastest I ever saw for being sensational on the bases.
Without losers, where would the winners be?
Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
Okay everybody, line up in alphabetical order according to your height.
I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.