Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?

What's the use of askin' a man to execute if he can't execute?

We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.

You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen.

They examined all my organs. Some of them are quite remarkable and others are not so good. A lot of museums are bidding for them.

Canzeroni is the only defensive catcher that can't catch.