I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.
Do you realize how good you have to be to strike out 2000 times?
It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.
Don't cut off your nose yourself.
He (Lyndon B. Johnson) wanted to see poverty, so he came to see my team (1964 New York Mets).
My health is good enough about the shoulders.