We are a much improved ball club: now we lose in extra innings!
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
What's the use of askin' a man to execute if he can't execute?
I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
They say it can't be done, but sometimes that doesn't always work.