The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant.
If this keeps up (four game winning streak) I'm about to manage until I'm a hundred.
Do you realize how good you have to be to strike out 2000 times?
The Mets has come along slow, but fast!
It's high time something was done for the pitchers. They put up the stands and take down fences to make more home runs and plague the pitchers. Let them revive the spitter and help the pitchers make a living.