You can't go out to the mound, hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.

Even my players aren't players.

Jerry Lumpe looks like the best hitter in the world until you put him in the lineup.

I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant.

Nobody knows this, but one of us has just been traded to Kansas City.