You can't go out to the mound, hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

We've got to learn how to stay out of triple plays.

A lot of people my age are dead and you could look it up.

He (Mickey Mantle) should lead the league in everything. With his combination of speed and power he should win the triple batting crown every year. In fact, he should do anything he wants to do.

I would not admire hitting against Ryne Duren, because if he ever hit you in the head you might be in the past tense.

Most ball games are lost, not won.