The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
He (Babe Ruth) was very brave at the plate. You rarely saw him fall away from a pitch. He stayed right in there. No one drove him out.
If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed.
He (Gil Hodges) fields better on one leg than anybody else I got on two.
Okay everybody, line up in alphabetical order according to your height.
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.