He (Babe Ruth) was very brave at the plate. You rarely saw him fall away from a pitch. He stayed right in there. No one drove him out.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

He (Lyndon B. Johnson) wanted to see poverty, so he came to see my team (1964 New York Mets).

I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.

Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old

Do you realize how good you have to be to strike out 2000 times?

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.