You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

Best thing wrong with Jack Fisher is nothing.

I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again.

All I ask is that you bust your heiny on that field.

He (Babe Ruth) was very brave at the plate. You rarely saw him fall away from a pitch. He stayed right in there. No one drove him out.

I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.

Why shouldn't he break Ruth's record? He's got more power than Stalin.