You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

You look up and down the bench and you have to say to yourself, 'Can't anybody here play this game?' There comes a time in every man's life and I've had plenty of them.

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.

They say you can't do it, but sometimes it doesn't always work.

He (Mickey Mantle) should lead the league in everything. With his combination of speed and power he should win the triple batting crown every year. In fact, he should do anything he wants to do.

If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed.

Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out